Funny Quotes To Lighten Your Sunday

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1) Abraham Lincoln – “No man has a good enough memory to be a successful liar”.

2) Alice Roosevelt Longworth – “If you haven’t got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me”

3) Eldridge Cleaver – “Too much argument kills a chat”.

4) Jim Carrey – “Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes”.

5) Lana Turner – “A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man”.